about the jerk

• if you want a serious travel site, you've come to the wrong place. standard travel blogs are a dime a dozen. hence, my rich and educational content targets the low-brow humor audience. in other words, i'm bringing as many dong jokes as i possibly can; it's the product of daily childhood beatings and being raised in a reinforced steel cage, really.
• as a wanna-be photographer. one day, i'd love to actually get paid for this. (i'm available for hire but more importantly, available for adoption). i generally release new photos once a month so if you can stomach the amateurish writing and limitless jokes about cultural differences, sign up for blog and/or photo notifications (left side of this page).
• it's been a long traveling journey so far. 3 years finished to be exact and as of this writing (August 30, 2006), 3 more years to go.
• in case you missed it, i was beaten mercilessly as a child. as a result, donations are graciously accepted (paypal, mastercard, visa and gold, only).
• after all of this nonsense, if you still take the site's content seriously, you might as well submit your brain/body for scientific research or a hot steamy mulch. but before you do, please include me in your will.

email guidelines

• hate mail is welcome and heartily encouraged.
• despite my massive workload, i reply to all emails and blog comments (even the ones written by pinheads and the chromosomally-deficient).
• Diet Coke, if you're emailing to sponsor me, i gladly accept.

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• Diet Coke. you've made an otherwise worthless life, bearable.