June 16, 2008
here you go...
suck on a picture from India
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June 01, 2008
not dead (yet)
i'm closing in on my 5th year of continuous travels and like a star that shone too brightly and made the masses laugh (& cry) for far too long, i'm burned out. like an angel, not meant for this earth... i'm destroyed. like a pornographic thespian that's taken one too many in the eye... stick a fork in me.
since february, i've jetted from one beach vacation to another to avoid my traveling and photographic duties. from one of my vacations comes this gem of a photo teaser:
i allow you to click through the above photo to my flickr teaser photos and gawk at my sublime abilities with a shutter. not pictured during these mini-vacations is my sublime ability to eat, gain weight, then do nothing to work the excess kilogram-age off. i'm a fat bastard now. someone, put me out of my misery, please.
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March 03, 2008
photo release: the great day of reckoning! (8 countries in one post)
you may have noticed i'm about 7 months behind in releasing photos. by releasing these 8 countries' photos, i'm up to date in one fell swoop and thereby ending the agonizing pressure.
you may also notice the scant comments. i'm on vacation in Thailand so deal with it. or suck it, if i may.
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February 28, 2008
look above!!!
we have a new logo!!!!
i needed to make a change to the photoshop file to allow easier editing of the "yellow banner of disease related news". so while i was in there, i made some small enhancements to the color scheme and/or layout.
i rule!
that's it suckers! go back to your mundane lives, not filled with sexy thai women nor the uncanny ability to bench press 470 pounds (and that's w/o creatine, ladies!). i'm huge.
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Nepal montage (verdict: who would've known)
** editor's note **
2 months after the fact, i discovered this story i'd written but never published about Nepal. i suppose that's what happens when your body's riddled with incurable 3rd world diseases. nevertheless, enjoy what appears to be a semi-completed story that i won't take the time to finish.
**
i present to you drooling go-kart specialists, the country ending Montage of lovelies. much like the gorgeous women in unpronouncably named eastern european countries, Nepal is the natural habitat of some of the world's hidden gems of good lookin' YOUNG ladies!
unfortunate they're completely untouchable unless by marriage or duped by the illusion of wealth.
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February 18, 2008
lazy post of India: Indian Bride
suck it!
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February 07, 2008
so very tired... again
i need a vacation from India. if i had to lay blame, i'd point a finger at the horrible food, bird flu near calcutta, and wave after wave of swarthy indian men more than happy to voluntarily wag their genitalia in my general direction. i've never experienced a nation such as this filled with so many public urinators in my life!
thejerk.org is going on hiatus while thejerk flies to Thailand for a month of R&/orR (feb 7 to mar 6). upon my return, i should be recharged to face the filth and chaos (and inevitably the plague) that exists only in India.
i may or may not update my site. if you object, you can suck it. if you wish me well in my month of beaches and sexy thai ladies, you can still suck it.
suck it, bitches!!!!
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